Cheek, when I've done little reading of proper books lately. But I do have a degree in English and Related Literature, so I feel qualified to offer some pompous opinionation.
Fridge Poetry - 14 February 2000
A sort of a list. It actually consists of four small poems which appeared on my fridge soon after someone gave me one of those Magnetic Fridge Poetry kits. They really encourage you to be pretentious, but I've never needed much encouragement for that. Modestly I feel they're quite good... don't you dare copy them and submit them for your English homework! For the simple reason that... you may not get a very high grade.